Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Messing with my VT

So, one of my visiting teachers just had a baby and the other has been emailing me about coming to visit. Luckily, she's pretty funny? sarcastic?..mean? just like me! Here's our emails today:

Hey Kelly

So I sit by you for one minute in Sunday school and you take off, was I really that stinky? And don’t give me some excuse about having to chase a boy down because he would have been totally fine roaming the halls by himself.

Anyway would you have a time for a short visit on Thursday at around 10:30?

Thanks,

Joanna


it wasn't that you stink, it was those noisy shoes! I can't handle
irreverence in the slightest degree!

I have preschool until 12 on Thursday (and 11 on Wednesday, none on
Friday). Is there another time that you can come...quietly?

Kelly


Well that's good to know, next time I will wear my slippers to church, it
will be more comfortable and less noisy. In fact maybe I will just complete
the look and wear my pj's too, but I will be sure to let the whole ward know
that you made me do it.

Okay so the V.T. doesn't look like it will work out this month. My fault
for leaving it to the last minute. So here is my cop out visit, are you
doing okay is there anything I can do to help you out? If you want the
message then just read it.

Joanna


Actually, it's fine that you can't come.
I just found out I'm pregnant (huge surprise!) and I've been so sick
that I can't stand the thought of cleaning the house so you can come!
I spend the day laying on the couch and puking my guts out and try to
make time to get the kids some cereal for dinner.
I think Jared's leaving us. He can't stand how messy the house gets
when I'm sick. And, he really hates eating cereal for 9 months!
We'll be moving soon, too. Since Jared is leaving, we can't make the
house payments anymore. (Not that we were really making them before).
But it's been great having you for a visiting teacher and I understand
if you can't make it this month.
I'll be sure to read the message on my own!

Kelly


If you'd like the opportunity to visit me, just contact my RS President, Mary. I know you're all lining up for a chance and Joanna might just be quitting!

20 comments:

Brossettelewis said...

WTH?

Brossettelewis said...

You stupid cheater!

Brossettelewis said...

for reals!

Brossettelewis said...

Answer you fatt phone.

Brossettelewis said...

Answr \it!

Brossettelewis said...

Dang you jerk!

Brossettelewis said...

Like have a baby pregnant?

Manda said...

dirty prostitute just like your cat

Manda said...

why you telling other people we dont even know before you tell your sisters who read your blog religously... for some of us its our only source of religion... i dont even know this joanna.

abbybrossette said...

just pray its not like a litter of 6 or something.

Brossettelewis said...

Saten likes it when we lie Kelly

Brossettelewis said...

Lairs go to hell kelly.

Brossettelewis said...

No one will ever trust you again Kelly.

Brossettelewis said...

Ever heard o fthe boy that cried wolf Kelly?

Brossettelewis said...

Trying to one up the cat?

abbybrossette said...

you know it will be another boy... do you want FIVE boys???

Manda said...

five will make a basketball team. way to go jared!

abbybrossette said...

Was it another dollar store pg test? or did you splurge and get a WalMart one?

abbybrossette said...

Or are you having a 'Gracie' moment?

Grace- I think I am growing a baby.
Libby- Really?
Grace- Yep, I can feel it. (rubbing belly)
Libby- Go lay down and rest then.
Grace- (taking the bed-rest position) I need a drink.
Libby- (still sweeping) Give me a minute, ok.
...few minutes later...
Grace- Hey mom I don't have a baby. I had to go potty.
Libby- Nice. Thanks Grace.

Heather said...

Hilarious. Joanna is one of my favorite people in the world! She is so lucky to be your VT and be able to come and see you every month (when she doesn't leave it to the last minute)...