Things I Learned Today

1. 1. You must take the plastic blade guard off your razor for it to do any good when you shave your legs; and, if you get as far as I did before realizing it, you should go to bed earlier on Saturday nights.
2. It is humanly possible for me to eat fish and not die ( as long as it has enough salsa and cilantro on it).
   
3. You can feed children civilized boneless, skinless chicken their whole lives and instinct will still allow them to rip meat from the bones of some poor animal if it is placed before them with a pool of bbq sauce.